mircosoft

if you say mircosoft pretty slow it kind of sounds like '' my cock is soft''

hey can i touch your mircosoft?

by nemi May 13, 2005

Mircosoft

The Devil's Workshop.

"Dude, I hear when you die, you might have to work for MS."

by DualScimitars February 2, 2003

Microsoftie

Someone with their heads too far up their asses to relize that MS Windows is one fucked up, half-assed piece of software.

Dude? You don't think Microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? Fuckin Microsoftie!

by Chas September 11, 2004

Microsoftie

A very small flacid penis.

Guy #1: Dude, why didn't you hit that shit?
Guy #2: I tried, but she didn't enjoy my microsoftie.

by Andi June 10, 2006

microshit

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.

"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."

by Ace8904 January 30, 2008

micro-soft

Daniel venn's Dik (thinks it's big)

you see i told you he would be jealous of the new borns one!!!!

by S.T.A.R.S April 15, 2003

Microsoftie

The state of a penis when it shrinks from its normal size. The opposite of wood.

Just thinking about that ball buster gave me a microsoftie

by Grain September 12, 2004