Michael Angelo Torres

Not only is he a teenage mutant ninja turtle, but he has these amazing powers that make girls fall in love with him. That pearly white smile, and his handsome face, what more could a girl want? Plus he can kick some serious ass. What a man. I love you Michael.

Watch the t.v. shows or movies. Michael Angelo Torres is legit.

by T-Dirrrty™ September 14, 2009

Michael Jordanism

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.

Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

by bullstown4life June 15, 2010

michaeng

Well, Michaeng is a love-hate relationship. It’s popular af. Anyways, it’s the best ship ever in TWICE along with the other royal ships. Michaeng consists of Mina the ballerina and Chaeyoung the smol bean. When I said that they have a love-hate relationship, I meant that one day Mina loves chaeyoung but the next day she goes to tzuyu like she’s trying to make chaeyoung jealous. AND IT’S OBVIOUSLY WORKING. LOOK AT THE POOR SMOL BEAN. But then Chaeyoung got an idea. So she goes to Nayeon and asks Nayeon for help. OF COURSE Nayeon says yes. So the next next day Chaeyoung makes Mina jealous. And Mina is so sad. Like she’s so upset. they need god jihyo. and michaeng is real. BECAUSE. when Mina enters the room and Chaeyoung is in the same room Chaeyoung’s expression suddenly changes to a ’yes give it to me’ look. so all the other mina x random twice member, accept that michaeng is real. and we shall not forget the moment when the comments on a vlive said ’tzuyu should kiss the other members’ in that room there was mina, chaeyoung and tzuyu. So of course Mina was like ’Oh?’ and she just waited for Tzuyu to kiss her cheek while her eyes were closed. And after Mina closed her eyes Chaeyoung was like ’Go ahead’ and just gave Tzuyu a death stare. LIKE IF THAT ISN’T JEALOUSY I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU ALL.

I wrote a worthless essay on why Michaeng is Michaeng. And I said that the other Mina ships aren’t real lmao what’s wrong with me. I literally ship Mina with everyone.

help.

I should stop spending my free time watching Michaeng.

by Smhlalapopmusiclala April 7, 2018

Michael B Jordan

A sexy actor too old for me. As a heart aching smile, and I mustache that would put Santa to shame😍

“Oh did you hear, Michael B Jordan is SUPER juicy

by michaelbjordan’s#1fan May 3, 2019

Michael

From the Hebrew name מִיכָאֵל (Mikha'el) meaning "who is like God?". This is a rhetorical question, implying no person is like God. Michael is one of the seven archangels in Hebrew tradition and the only one identified as an archangel in the Bible.

My name is Michael

by Game mode 0 September 14, 2016

michael bay

Definition:

1. A gigantic piece of excrement weighing in at over 200 million Courics in accordance to his last movie's highly inflated effects budget (1x Katie Couric is about 2.5 lbs of fecal matter)

2. A director who provides proof that there is no god

3. A talentless hack who completely misses the point

4. A director who lacks any substance what-so-ever

Example quotes to help you see the light:

1) Michael Bay: An 18 wheeler spins out of control and its all like BRAAAAGHHH and this huge tanker full of diamonds goes BLAAAAAAAAARRGHH!!

General: Those aren't ideas those are special effects...

Michael Bay: I don't understand the difference...

General: I know you don't

2) Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God

3) I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point. And that's an awful lot, girl.

4) That movie was so bad that it actually made me enjoy watching Soul Plane

by FYM-ASMD July 22, 2009

Michaela

a truly amazing girl. she is funny and smart, caring and sweet, outgoing and bubbly, energetic and charismatic. a real happy go lucky person. she is a boy crazy flirt who cant help herself. but she is unlike any other person you know. she is beautiful. inside and out. she loves her friends to death. she depends on them alot. she makes the most of life and always lives in the moment, thats why everyone wants to be around her. she can make the most boring situation into one of the best, happiest moments of your life, filled with inside jokes and hyperness. she is sophisticated and beautiful. someone you would all want to get with or get to know. but she is not easy. she can be very picky but when she finds somethin she wants, she is persistent. she is an amazing person that you would be lucky to know.

Everyone wants to be around a michaela.
Even if you hate michaela, you still love her.
I wish i had a michaela!!

by AnonyMouS94! September 17, 2009