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megan

a megan is funny and crazy and of course beautiful although she does not see it if you tell her she is beautiful she will not believe you most megan take offensive comments to heart so be careful what you say a megan has dark secrets and cant help but lie to make her life seem better megans have been through a lot they often feel lost and like no one cares about them they have quite curly hair sometimes frizzy and greeny and/or hazel eyes they always want what other people have and are always so hungry they crave sweets and chocolate the most! they are super skinny and really tall hey do not always have the best grades and are sometimes in the bottam class but they do try there best most of the time megans want a best friend not just random people to hang around they also want a loyal loving boyfriend who will stick by them and never leave megans have a lot f brothers and sisters and always feel like the odd one out and they feel the least loved if someone does something to megan they will always find away to get you back megans have a really bad memorie and dont remember important information they also get hem sefs into bad habits that are hard to get them selfs out of they seem to get into trouble at home quite a lot as well not meaning it but all together megans are a loving caring person who knows how you feel and are often quite scared inside but don't want to show
person 1: you know megan she is so nice and omg pretty af
person 2: I now right you need to ask her out before someone else does
person 1: ummmm she has a boyfriend otherwise I would have already

person2: urghh that's annoying ya would find a girl like her again :(
by megthepeg December 21, 2018
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Meganing

A high-pitched laugh that comes out unintentionally and sounds like a yelp
What are ye at lad? wise the the bap lad! quit meganing
by Dead-Head October 5, 2009
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Meganism

Any type of fuck up that can be laughed at by a group of friends.
*spills water on surf shorts* here, my legs wet, I thought swimwear was waterproof.

I just had a Meganism. I lit my cigarette at the wrong end.
by MeeganSteeeeee April 13, 2010
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The Megan

a total hottie who has her nose pierced.
hey dude, here comes megan... oh man
by Megan March 27, 2005
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megan

one who is perfection but also extremely weird. don’t talk to a megan. she will change your whole perception on life. SHE WILL FUCK YOU TILL YOUR DEAD
HOLY SHITBALLS MEGAN JUST BLEW MY WHOLE ASS MIND
by pickle rick suck my dick October 7, 2018
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Meganizing

- An exclusive adjective to describe megan (and megan only).

- It describes the way how thinking about, or having megan in your sight turns all your thoughts into megan thoughts (instead of megan fox).
S: Megan, you're meganizing.
M: What!?
S: What what?
M: I mean, why?
S: I can't tell you know, all my thoughts are meganized. They're all about you. You're mesmerizing, magnetizing, and meganizing. Your stare is like that of Medusa's, it stonifies me.
by Stalker S July 3, 2009
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megan

More extreme version of meatatarian (alternate spelling: meagan).

A vegetarian doesn't eat meat; a vegan eats only fruits and vegetables.
On the opposite side of the spectrum, a meatarian wants meat in every meal; a meagan not only wants meat in every meal, but avoids the veggies altogether.
We have a really hard time having dinner together, because I'm a vegetarian and she's megan, so she doesn't like anything I want to eat!
by my name is Cos June 3, 2008
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