Meat bangle

When attempting to insert your fist into a woman's vagina, the point at which the vagina walls are closed tightly around your hand/wrist. A similar sensation to putting on a tight bangle, but lacking the warm, wet meaty-ness.

I was fisting this bird earlier, it was like trying to put on a meat bangle.

by villabhoy July 25, 2012

Grind the meat!!!

1) An expression of satisfaction, especially when you've accomplished something big. Equivalent to "That's what I'm talking about!!".

2) One way of catcalling.
Hot chick walks by, and you yell "Grind the meat!!!".

3) What Mr. Trump did to Grandma Hillary's beef curtains.

4) Essentially anything else you might deem appropriate. There is actually no wrong incorrectto use this phrase.

"Grind the meat!!!"

by the man with the golden gun II April 13, 2017

Meat Pacifier

The old cock and balls. Sure to pacify and satisfy that hungry mouth and quiet one down to sounds of soft suckling and quiet coos of satisfaction.

The girl was a little too talkative last night so I gave her the meat pacifier. She was quite content thereafter till I nutted up her chin real good.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017

penis meat

The actual substance that makes up the Penis and is the tastiest part. Commonly referred to as the shaft.

She was eating my Penis meat all night long.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 17, 2018

room meat

Wasting oxygen sitting in a meeting where one's presence serves no purpose.

Me: Frank, why are you here?
Frank: I was invited
Me: So why are you here? Are you room meat?
Me: Are you planning on contributing?
Frank: .... moooo
Me: cunt

by Spongebob Shit Pants May 11, 2020

Meat Beaster

An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.

Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing

Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole

by jrk89 December 14, 2013

meat toothbrush

To orally stimulate the genitals of a man in a tooth brush motion as advised by many leading dentists. Usually leading to a backwards application of pearl drop solution but without the minty fresh after taste.

meat toothbrush me

by Nipflicker January 15, 2009