Mattergy

What the universe is made up of: matter and engery. There is known mattergy(4%) and Dark Mattergy(96%).

So what's everything in the world made of? MATTERGY!

by Chemgeek January 16, 2008

Wobbly Matter

The female breasts, mammeries, titties etc

Boobs are made from a substance that scientists call wobbly matter.

by Mr Lizard August 22, 2004

black mattress

a white girl who only sleeps with black guys.

Nicole is a black mattress

by because you need to know July 1, 2006

dark matter

matter than cannot reflect sunlight. theres about 90% of matter is dark matter. which means the universe could be more cluttered than we thought

Dark Matter is a lot like anti-matter which is now completley gone

by Thomas Henriksson September 16, 2005

mattress gymnastics

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

by Capistrello February 17, 2009

Mattress Freefall

The period of time between hearing your mattress frame crack and landing on the carpet afterwards. Caused mostly by obesity. A growing problem in the United States.

*Crack*
Person 1: Dude, we're entering mattress freefall.

by TumblingTyler January 11, 2010

Mattress muncher

A "Mattress muncher" is predominately male and of the same sex perswation, having said that its not totaly necessary as long as one male or female is face down munching a mattress with something hard entering a lubricated hole, it could be any hole as long as there is a mattress and a person face down in that mattress.

She was face down taking it hard from behind, she was "mattress muncher" or more commonly used, Elton john, what a "mattress munching" homosexual. Not to be used solely in a negative way but to explain a certain style, having said that its a good cuss, piss off you matress munching bell end, possibly from the Brighton area in the uk.

by Witmond April 14, 2013