Maskerbater

A person who refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic and can therefore go fuck themselves.

A group of maskerbaters came into the office today and I refused to sell them clamming licenses.

by Senor Bunluv August 19, 2020

Masturbate

V.To stimulate ones genitals for sexual pleasure

Say <mah-stir-bate>

P1.masturbation should be a sin

P2. I would ground my son for 1 month I f he masturbated

by Ttguhvutyh March 24, 2019

masturbateathon

A masturbateathon is well-needed, multi-orgasmic session that lasts as long as you want.

The house was empty for 6 hours so I used that time to have an amazing masturbateathon.

I came a dozen time during my masturbateathon this morning.

by CyAdora August 18, 2011

mashturbate

To mash with one self as if were one in a mash pit.

I couldn't help but laugh when Sean started to mashturbate.

by lolwutbbq June 26, 2008

Masturbate

What i'll do on your grave :)

I'm gonna masturbate on your grave

by Wowygary October 8, 2019

Maskurbater

A paranoid person who gets off on telling others to put their mask on.

A pandemic Karen.

I was walking around my neighborhood and out of nowhere some maskurbater started yelling at me to put a mask on

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Masturbatee'

Passive-aggressive self pleasuring like waiting patiently for a climax like whipping your erect tool out in a wind farm or letting a stream of water get your penis to emit some baby yoghurt.

Hey Kris, jerk off or be a masturbatee' all your life.

by CatVader May 11, 2015