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Maskerbater

A person who refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic and can therefore go fuck themselves.
A group of maskerbaters came into the office today and I refused to sell them clamming licenses.
by Senor Bunluv August 19, 2020
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Masturbate

V.To stimulate ones genitals for sexual pleasure

Say <mah-stir-bate>
P1.masturbation should be a sin

P2. I would ground my son for 1 month I f he masturbated
by Ttguhvutyh March 24, 2019
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masturbateathon

A masturbateathon is well-needed, multi-orgasmic session that lasts as long as you want.
The house was empty for 6 hours so I used that time to have an amazing masturbateathon.

I came a dozen time during my masturbateathon this morning.
by CyAdora August 18, 2011
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mashturbate

To mash with one self as if were one in a mash pit.
I couldn't help but laugh when Sean started to mashturbate.
by lolwutbbq June 26, 2008
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Masturbate

What i'll do on your grave :)
I'm gonna masturbate on your grave
by Wowygary October 8, 2019
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Maskurbater

A paranoid person who gets off on telling others to put their mask on.

A pandemic Karen.
I was walking around my neighborhood and out of nowhere some maskurbater started yelling at me to put a mask on
by anonymous May 18, 2021
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Masturbatee'

Passive-aggressive self pleasuring like waiting patiently for a climax like whipping your erect tool out in a wind farm or letting a stream of water get your penis to emit some baby yoghurt.
Hey Kris, jerk off or be a masturbatee' all your life.
by CatVader May 11, 2015
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