Mitch

Noun - Eponymous with 'bitch'. Someone who exhibits female tendencies, a reluctance to have fun, or to engage in group activities, such as drinking.

Verb - To Mitch - to act in such a way that you miss out on an activity, make yourself seem less masculine, or generally cancel your previously-made plans.

Noun - "Randy, Stop being such a raging "Mitch""
Verb - "I can't believe Zach "mitched" out on watching the game"

by AussieMan September 24, 2013

Mitching

The act of bitching performed by a male. Can be performed in many locations such as the office, shed etc. Is usually followed up by a blog or status update.

John was mitching down the pub again. He just needs to get over it.

by BourneToSheen September 10, 2011

Mitch

A man that acts like a bitch

"Something Borrowed is your favorite movie? Dude you're such a mitch"
"You're stuck in the friend zone because you're a complete mitch"

by TimDim May 1, 2014

mitch

an all around amazing guy

hi Mitch

by coolness5000 June 25, 2018

Mitchel Musso

A halfway decent teen Disney actor who enjoys a hairstyle that happens to make him look like a circumsized penis!

Mitchel Musso's hair looks like the head of a dick!

by derf0029 April 15, 2008

Mitch Daniels

A tiny little man that fits inside most shirt pockets.

Also Indiana's governor and the guy that said the Iraq War would cost $60 billion as George W Bush's OMB Director. We're at a few trillion right now.

Citizen: Mr. Daniels, how do you propose we pay for (INSERT ANYTHING)?

Mitch Daniels: PRIVATIZE IT!

by Shackle O'Deal June 21, 2011

mitchell kiss

an extremely painful kiss performed by a total virgin. often involves a back-bending procedure

#1 "holy shit look at those two kissing"

2# "aww man thats a total mitchell kiss"

by Anonymouseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2010