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midget rapist

Someone who is very annoying and/or stupid and has stalker tendencies
Dude: Aye bay, Let Me Get Yo 7
Girl: Can U Leave Me Alone, Damn U Midget Rapist
by Quanna November 24, 2007
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midget wrestling wankbag

A diminutive male, between 20 and 30 years old. People around him may believe he is a closet homosexual. Also unable to grow facial hair, so instead sticks pubes to his face.
R: Hey M, who's yer man with the pubes on his face?

M: Dunno, some midget wrestling wankbag.

F: Yeah, look at that midget wrestling wankbag jump off the wall.

R & M: Shut your mouth F, you geebag
by rjf1986 May 31, 2007
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Midget Fraidy Cat

A grown person who is so afraid of midgets, that they cannot function in the presence of midgets. Even the sheer mention of a midget will put this person into a panic.
The person has a deathly fear of midgets
by DPPD February 12, 2008
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midget cove

the affectionate name given to the territory located at the end of Hillsboro Court. This was the name Jock bestowed upon his own cul-de-sac sometime in the early 21st Century. I believe the name was coined during a basketball game in which Jock must have felt inferior to his taller opponents.
There's a cookout in Midget Cove, let's bring short ribs!
by CRC Watchdog August 23, 2008
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midget jizz

When you a short fuck and get good head that makes you unleash all the power of your balls
She sucked me so good i launched my midget jizz
by TwoRug May 7, 2018
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Midget porn

If you've ever wondered what a guy five foot nothing or shorter would look like fucking a girl in a magazine, your ex-wife, or even your mother, sit back, relax, and put on some midget poem.
Hey, that's the 4'11" DJ fucking who is that my ex wife fuck. The worst part about this video is this guy has a bigger dick than I do and he's 4'11". At least my ex wife is happy with the little dude. I'm turning off the midget porn for the night.
by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019
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midget-mobile

A little car that could do well at a circus as a clown car. Good Job Mini!
Q:How the fuck can you fit 10 clowns in a Mini?

A: Easy, you don't, can't, and never will.
by NateK July 28, 2005
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