I can't breathe with a mask on

A phrase used by karens who can't grow up and don't understand that other people can't breathe with the coronavirus.

Karen: I can't breathe with a mask on
Worker: Nobody can breathe with coronavirus

by mrguy122345 August 13, 2020

maskery

A family name known to be a descendant of a hobbit. Maskery's are normally found running around eating poptarts and wearing cavemen outfits. Eventhough they are small, Maskery's have a large intelligence.

Oh look theres a small person, they must be a Maskery!

Is that Freddie Flinstone or a Maskery?

Is Stephen Hawkins really a Maskery?

by bumblebee22 May 11, 2008

Anti Masker

A Karen who can’t get their act together during a pandemic and wear a FRIGGIN mask, because “iT tAkEs AwAy My FrEeDoM”

Shut up, stop being an anti masker, and wear a FRIGGIN mask. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk :)

by Pialinist September 1, 2020

Gorilla Mask

While having sex with a partner pull out and squirt your special man sauce on the womens face. Before she can react throw your freshly shaved pubic hair on the gooey mess. The mending of the spunk and pubic hair will give the appearance of a naked women wearing the mask of a gorilla.

I didn't give her a pearl necklace, I gave her an gorilla mask!

by Tha Muzza December 20, 2006

To Mask or Not to Mask

The moral decision heads of state need to take due to a shortage of face masks in the market, as they don’t want to create a public panic that would lead to mask hoarding, which would endanger the lives of unmasked medical personnel and frontline workers.

With the pandemic crisis worsening, and not wanting to alarm the public by telling them the painful truth of a dearth of mask supply, politically vulnerable heads of state need to make up their minds whether to mask or not to mask the population—which decision would minimize the number of infections and deaths?

by MathPlus June 9, 2021

reverse gorilla mask

A variation of the gorilla mask, a reverse gorilla mask is a sexual act which involves two men. The "donor" first cuts his facial hair. He then proceeds to cum on the shaved testicles of a male friend, the "recipient". The donor then sprinkles his facial hair onto the recipients testicles.

"Dude, you shaved!" "Fuck yeah, man! Last night I totally gave Anthony a reverse gorilla mask!"

by ampatr8 November 1, 2009

mask

it’s what people wear to not get the coronavirus

When you go outside, wear a mask

by Harper_Here May 20, 2020