Somebody's gotta win the lottery.

The act of WINNING at life.

How the hell did he get a girl so hot? Well, somebody's gotta win the lottery.

by Ajkert May 8, 2014

a whole lotta woman

a big bitch

that girl from road trip

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Grand Theft Lotto

A small branch of Americo Online that does nothing and is just there for the hell of it. And when GTL actually gets something done, it's not usually noticed anyway.

No, I didn't say Grand Theft Auto, I said Grand Theft Lotto, you fucktard.

by Americo August 17, 2004

Lottie

Short for Charlotte, Lottie is a psycho slut who’s clingy and obsessive. She is rude and entitled and everyone hates her.

Oh gosh she flirts with every guy, “who does?” Lottie does, she’s such a skank

by Noop-noop February 20, 2019

Newfie Lottery

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

by wopalicious July 13, 2009

Leon Lotting it

The act of using someone's indiscretions to gain public notoriety, or to enhance political reputation.
*Leon Lott is the Chief of Police in Columbia, SC. He is infamous for pursuing charges against Micheal Phelps (and eight others) due to Phelps' marijuana bong photo.

Fifth grade teacher's pet Timmy sees Ryan cheating from Jonathan's test. He then Leon Lott's it; getting Ryan suspended from school while embellishing his own reputation as an "exemplary" and "model" student.

Timmy's really Leon Lotting it.

Ryan got Leon Lotted.

You're not gonna Leon Lott me, are you?

by Phichael Melps February 14, 2009

Lottie

Is the name of a person who is a really old hag, who tries to dress like a teenager, but completely fails.

Lottie: "I am skinny, you are fat!" (writer) B.S. :)

by the piercer November 25, 2011