Dirty Logan

When you’re balls deep and she says stop teasing put it in already

Yo did you hear Logan did a dirty Logan’s to Jenna

by YEETSKI April 17, 2020

logan

a logan probably smells like freshly picked ass. he almost all the time looks like a step dad. no one can decide on whether he looks 12 or 43. he can be nice only some of the time but most of the time he is a full time dipshit. also if your logan only ever plays video games he is most definitely gonna have scoliosis. logans also never show emotion.. rip.

logans also love being called "logi" or "logbear" or "lolo" or "wogan" or "booger"

good luck!!

*cries*

by Balkwesha4life September 17, 2019

Lomax

A REALLY big, hard, possibly bum-tearing poop. The kind where you have more blood than poop on the tp for the first wipes.

A huge shit in both girth and length.

If you're not sure whether its a Lomax then ask yourself:

Does it break the surface of the water and disappear into the bottom of the bowl like some kind of brown iceberg? -Lomax

Are you bleeding prison style? -Lomax

Is it too wide to fit down the bowl? -Lomax

Are you screaming while pooing? -Lomax

by spronez April 4, 2011

Logan

A giant Decepticon with praying mantis powers, causing him to be dubbed "Predacon". He is adept at sending immense amounts of spam at one time.

Logan Predacon spam praying mantis

by Mwargh February 3, 2010

Ass Attack Logan

Also known as the famous Canadian poop eater. Made his first million by selling VHS tapes to Japan on which he ate green and brown shit.

Logan takes that shit.

by Kyo March 21, 2003

Logan Paul

Logan Paul is a white boy from ohio who created the Logang. He is an X-Vinestar and youtuber. Although he is famous he somehow manages to aplease his youtube audience. On the other hand Jake Paul his brother, is a choch. Jk Jake, your cool. #Logang#Savage

Person 1: Hey Look! It's Logan Paul!
Person 2: Hey Look! It's Jake Paul!
Person 3: Hey Look! You're a Choch!

by TheFrostedLizard March 6, 2017

Logan Moment

banging you head on a window especially on a bus

*kid 1 bangs head on the window while riding the bus*
Kid 2 says "Logan Moment"

by Allen Dam May 6, 2009