diarrhea lube

After doing a fresh diarrhea. You wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the paper, thus fingering your own ass using your diarrhea as lubrication.

Person 1: babe I just had diarrhea lube. I think we should try anal when you have diarrhea lube.
Person 2: that sounds great

by Weirdthoughts101 March 5, 2018

Poo Lube

Fingering someone in the ass, only using poo as lube.

Jayson: I am going to stick a finger up your ass and only use poo lube.

by BUTT0N August 6, 2018

Mr.lube

A gay pedophile for a gym teach that jerks off while you change.

Ryan is just like Mr.lube

by GoEatAnAss October 18, 2019

socially lubricated

the period of time between the first couple of drinks where one achives a pleasent, but comfortable and controlled buzz before continued consumption results in a complete drunken stuper.

Papi: "You get that girl's number last night when we were jacking for beats?"
Pete Dick: "No, I fucked it up and got too drunk and started grabbing her tits."
Papi: "Dumb ass, you were doing well while you were still socially lubricated."

by Pete Dick March 12, 2008

lubavitch

Chabad Lubavitch, or Lubavich, is a large branch of Hasidic Judaism founded by Rabbi Shneur Zalman of Liadi.

Hey look, a Jew! He's probably a lubavitch!

by TEoS November 14, 2005

Lubrican't

Anything that isn't a good or practical lubricant for masturbating purposes.

Mayonaisse, Shampoo,Yogurt, and Rocks are generally lubrican'ts when attempting to jerk off.

by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008

Lubefaced

Spherical shaped face such as a tire.

Nurse- Your baby has such a cute round face.
Mother- Yes I see.....
Father- Oh dang! She is Lubefaced!!

by Keparc December 15, 2008