Lumbersexual

A man who humps anyone who gives him wood.

Dale's a lumbersexual. He doesn't care who give him his wood, long as he gets to share the timber.

by Joe Corey February 13, 2004

Lumberjack

when a girl bites your dick when she gives you head...shes chopping your wood

sally bit my dick...shes a lumberjack

by johnny hopkins December 21, 2008

Lumberjack

To lumberjack someone requires the efforts of two people. One, the jacker, hides in a tree while a second person lures the individual being lumberjacked under the tree and once in position the jacker leaps out of the tree onto the poor unsuspecting soul.

Brock has been pissing me off would you help me lumberjack him?

by Mitch Stanley & Brock Walker March 25, 2009

lumber

n. A pawnshop - the sort of cash mashine frequently occupied by broke losers.

Hey, there's a lousy lumber down the street.

by Alwe March 31, 2009

lumber jacking

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!

by bigbonza August 4, 2012

Lumber Jack Breakfast

When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.

Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.

by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008

lumberschmacking

gettin schmacked in a heavily wooded area whilst forging a path

lets go lumberschmacking at tac

sure ill go smiking

by sc4rtissue April 22, 2011