Loosetooth McGuillicutte

An old hag that spontaneously appears on the city streets. A loosetooth mcguillicutte has one tooth, of which is loose.

A loosetooth mcguillicutte suddenly appeared as I was walking to my afternoon job.

by 'tavi November 12, 2003

Loose Cannon

1. Reiju Chacko
2. A danger and liability to all surrounding human beings.

After his 3rd cup of double back diamond coffee and 2 red bulls, Reiju Chacko is a loose cannon.

by The White Russian 007 October 21, 2011

loose pussy function

loose pussy function is where the pussy is to loose to function normally, unable to make a guy cum, floppy, loose, big, open wide, gaping, black hole,

my wife has loose pussy function where her pussy won't make me cum anymore. what do I do?

by The MAN4ME April 1, 2015

loose deuce

Diarrhea, liquid shit, wet fart

Thankfully my cheeks stayed together till I got to the shitter cause that loose deuce would have really made a mess in my pants.

by MERVERNATOR April 8, 2005

loose headlights

(def adj) the case of a braless female. Similar to the male equivalent of free balling.

"Whoa, that chick has intense loose headlights!" or "Check out the loose headlights on that ho!"

by Chica Mann January 28, 2006

loose saussage

A willy / cock / penis

"I'd chuck a loose saussage in her direction"

by Anu G June 11, 2006

Loosey Goose

A person, most likely a woman that does something rather whore-ish. If often, she may be described as a Loosey Goose.

Angelina got it in with Vinny 'cause she's a loosey goose.

by MonkeyMan4444 May 26, 2011