Lobster Shanty

A Red Lobster Parody in Family Guy

"We Useally Come Down Here To The Lobster Shanty Every Wendsday And Get The Afternoon Catch and + it's a shanty"
- Peter Griffin

by Seagulls of Satan September 30, 2008

lobster butter

Semen, sperm, jizz, jizm, baby batter, cum, love mayonnaise. Also known as seminal fluid... spermatozoa

Originated in Vallejo Ca. Bay Area.

Hey Starla! What is that crusty shit on your blouse? is that... is that... lobster butter?! daaaaaam bitch!

semenspermspoogjizzbaby battercumlove mayonnaisesperm

by Mandrue Spoogesaint November 1, 2009

Lobster Milkshake

The act of jumping around on a trampoline at maximum altitude/speed while lactating lobster bisque, then feeding the lactation to your partner via breastfeeding. Can happen to males or females.

See lobster milk or lobster nuts for alternate definitions.

"Kelly and I tried out the next step in our realtionship by her giving me a Lobster Milkshake. Too bad I'm allergic to crab."

by €utie¥ootie August 5, 2017

Lobster shag

A lobster shag is someone who can't help but shag a lobster whenever they see one. They are mostly found in aquarium fish tanks, seafood vans, a beach and a lobster breeding sanctuary. Also be careful if you dress as lobster because you may be in the radius of a near by lobster shagger

"hey mate look at that shagger"
"nah mate thats a lobster shagger"

by Lobster shag December 1, 2019

5 Dollar Lobster

1. A'n extremely poor person of economic society. They often can not pay loans or keep secrets if they suspect it may land them cash if they tell others. They are desperate saps, often pretending they are rich to get the attention of celebrities. They also rely on very low end things that cost 5 dollars or below.
2. One of the many specialties of Las Vegas resort bistros. To keep up the supply and interest (and budget) tourists, they must lower the standards of food. AKA: The 20.00$ lobster was lowered to 5:00$ one

1: "Tod, did you see that poor sap trying to take that hot bitch to Tojo's? I bet he can't even afford the place!"
Tod, "Poor guy, I really hate those Five dollar lobsters!"
2: Jim: "Shit, I just got e-coli from that meal"!
Tod: "Damn, the notorious 5 dollar lobster strikes again"!

by Economic Evenguilist December 21, 2008

lobsters

when the level of someones public lice or "crabs" gets to an unbearable level.

"those aint crabs, those are lobsters!"

by Jayo August 15, 2004

lobster trap

The act of pulling one's penis out of a woman's vagina while simmultaneously releasing one's balls from her anal cavity. This in turn makes a suction sound that can quite humorous. The maneuver resembles a lobster (the woman) being caught in a trap (the man) and not being released until the man blows his load and his balls decrease in size allowing the removal from her anus.

"I just lobster trapped that fine specimen. Boyyahh!!"

by solely known as Tron June 27, 2006