Kelly's Law

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly
Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.
by Tank June 27, 2009
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Grace Kelly

A discrete word for Cocaine (she is the Whitest Lady)
I love Grace Kelly.
Did you invite Grace to the party?
Can we hang out with Grace tonight?
etc.
by the SP crew March 18, 2014
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Grace Kelly

Grace, Princess of Monaco, born Grace Patricia Kelly (November 12, 1929 – September 14, 1982) was an Academy Award-winning American film actress who, upon marriage to Rainier III, Prince of Monaco on April 19, 1956, became Her Serene Highness The Princess of Monaco. She is the mother of the principality's current Sovereign Prince, Albert II. Princess Grace maintained dual American and Monegasque citizenship after her marriage. Her ‘fairy tale’ life made Kelly one of the most popular and beloved Americans of the 20th century. Is fine as hell.
Tom isn't coming tonight cause he is addicted to jerking it to Grace Kelly.
by NickDaBeast April 17, 2007
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Kelly Costello

fun loving smart kind and BEAUTIFULLL!!!!! she is absolutely gorgeous she is an awesome person to be with and loves all her friends!!!!!!! she is always up for a party but every once in a while she like to chill!!!!! she laxesss
WOW!!!! did u see kelly costello yesterday??
no but i heard she looked smokin as always!!!
by POOP ON THE BUTT! January 18, 2011
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r. kelly

the most talented bayfucker in history. with hit songs like "I know she's 5 but i fucked her anyway", "Tell me baby...what's your diaper size", and his newest hit "fucked you at daycare", R. Kelly has managed to monopolize the petifile industry while still getting half you dumb fucks to like him and believe he is innocent. in the Past he had married aliah (i don't know howhe got her to say "i do", she wasn't even old enough to speak!), & had sex with the hansons (which he thought were three small blonde girls. R. Kelly has had more sex with children that Ted Nugent has buffalo. but please keep buying his records so he has money to video tape more footage of him fucking your children before they are even born. i would say he needs shot but doing that would only keep our children sexually safe forever.
" the day my daughter was born i couldn't wait to go to the nursery to see her for the first time since the birth...but when i got there i was outrage to see R. Kelly missionary on my 2 day old baby.
by bizz March 05, 2004
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KELLY RIPPA

The statement after a great insult! Can be expressed with full emotion or solemn tone. Use with a back and forth motion with left and right hand when said. Motion can be stressed or quick and to the point.
Steve:"These college classes are killing me!"

Josh:"Your mom goes to college." "Kelly Rippa!"
by GOOTS April 27, 2007
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Kelli Jo

A Kelli jo is a hilarious girl with a big heart. Kelli jos always make amazing friends. To some a Kelli jo is a role model and to others she is the friend they get into trouble with.
That girl has all the best qualities of a human! She is such a Kelli Jo
by Netflixand_lil January 14, 2016
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