skinny bones jones 

A person that is so skinny, you can almost see the bones on his/her body.
A person resembling a toothpick or a chopstick.

Damn Kingwai, eat some food so that you ain't a skinny bones jones.

That faggot Karry likes girls like that. Small, petite, and a figure like skinny bones jones.

skinny bones jones by tadowta June 20, 2006

Chipper Jones 

The best baseball player of them all.

Chipper Jones just launched another homer!

Chipper Jones by The Jimmynator September 18, 2003

Adam Jones 

Only the sexiest man alive, but unfortunately it may be too late to save him as he is being held hostage by his family members #saveadam2020

Person 1: hey do u know abt save adam

Person 2: No what’s that
Person 1: you’re obviously on straight TikTok, Adam Jones is so sexy

Adam Jones by Aishaha June 12, 2020

White Tom Jones 

A white person who tries to stay in good standing with black people even if it involves slamming his/ her own race. (especially, if prior to doing it, he/ she says that they hate to do it.)

Chad Dukes constantly poses as a White Tom Jones by referring that the "white man" is always looking out for their own and constantly bringing down the "black man."

White Tom Jones by dc sports talk April 9, 2010

Nab Jones 

An officer of the law, policeman.

Better slow down man, Nab Jones is parked on that side street.

Nab Jones by Woody Thomas July 24, 2008

Bob Jones University

A maximum security prison in Greenville, South Carolina that masquerades as an institution of higher learning.

The people who run the place think along the same lines of the "Shakers", who think the outside world with all its sex, rock, movies, and other good things are actually evil.

Extreme Christian fundamentalism is its doctrine. Christians who really don't know any better go there instead of a fully accredited liberal arts college. Students think it's a good place only because they are constantly told that it is a good place. People who do know better would say fuck all that!

Now, it would be unfair to say everything about it is bad. What energy they don't use for sex, eating, and other necessary functions of life, they put into art, music, and theater. The choirs and orchestras are top notch, and the theater productions are as well. But you have to think, is all that really worth it? I don't think so.

My sister went to Bob Jones University. She's now a constant Biblethumper who nobody wants to be around.

Bob Jones University by RKnotrkellyfan October 21, 2008

mike jones 

a swishahouse rapper

thanks to my fans my name is an anthem
who?
mike jones?
who?
mike jones?

mike jones by gangstashawty187 January 27, 2004