Jizz Pig

A woman who squeals like a pig during sexual intercourse and is then jizzed upon.

That girl was such a jizz pig

by Lewis Bradley January 8, 2009

Jizz Rocket

An extremely powerful, yet elusive version of male ejaculation. This often occurs every so often during sex where the ejaculation shoots a much further distance than normal. The amount of semen shot is also greatly increased as well.

I pulled my dick out of her mouth right before I was going to cum, I stood up as she layed down on the bed and I launched a jizz rocket. Man, she was drenched in cum, along with the bed and walls!

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

tree jizz

Pollen created by trees, which is used in fertilization, that some people may consider sex. Usually used by humans which are allergic to the pollen, dendrophiliacs, or those inclined toward anthropomorphism.

Fucking tree jizz drives my sinuses insane!

by Chris Fancsy October 23, 2006

Jizz

To give up and cause your white children to leave your erected penis onto/into either a woman's chest, Back, Arse, Face, or Hair. Sometimes caused by thinking about Women you could never fuck, then rubbing yourself for 1-4 minutes, then finishing on a paper towl, the toilet, outside the window, or onto the computer

Bill: Oh god i'm about to JIZZ!
Anne: Pull out! Pull out!

by unobruno01 May 15, 2013

Jizz Factory

Always a male.
1: a man whore.
2: one who has a lot of sex.

That Timmy is such a jizz factory! He laid four girls this week.

by KrisitnKilljoy January 4, 2009

Jizz boogie (Verb):

When you make a girl laugh as she is swallowing your cum load and it comes out her nose.

I gave Sarah the jizz boogies when I told her to “suck it like a man.”

by Source: Shahin and Mahyar July 26, 2005

Cat Jizz

A viscous, black, or gooey substance found on floors. It is the result of substances mixing together like dirt, gum, and food crumbs. When stepped upon, a sticky residue is left upon your shoe.

When examined closely, cat jizz, and cat ejaculation smell, feel, and taste very similar.

Guy 1: Dude! What did you just step in?
Guy 2: Ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, I'll just scrap this nasty shit off.
Guy 1: Why is that gum black?
Guy 2: Dayum! You're right, this must be cat jizz, damn not again!

by rice4lyfeinda415 March 16, 2009