jake thompson

a random pedophile lurking in the woods raping children with a floppy dildo.

wow what a jake thompson

by a random pedophile called jare October 29, 2014

jakeing

Alternative for jk (just kidding).

Person #1: Yo this new Cardi B song is pretty dope!
Person #2: Ew what the fuck is wrong with you?
Person #1: Nah bro, i’m just jakeing.

by MakuTV September 13, 2019

Jake K

He’s a bit of a trouble maker, if he wants he’ll hangout out with Nathan and his brother to do something crazy

He likes to torment an old lady by ding dong ditching her, he doesn’t care what people think about him.

Bro did you see Jake K got arrested?

Jake K is so cool, but his cousin Nathan’s cute

by wewillburntogether October 27, 2019

jake morris

normally a man with an abnormally large baty,can be a gentleman however he belongs to the streets with his side hoe madison beer no main hoe tho,he a real nigga.

"yo that guy a chad"
theo"no hes a jake morris"!

by jakessidehoe August 20, 2020

Jake from Iready

Jake is the sexiest and hottest character on the most idiotic website called I-ready. Don't mess with him though, cuz he might pull up with his gang The Bake Stars Café.

Jake from Iready- "Don't mess with me boy, or me and my homie Sweet-T might just shoot yo ass up with my glock".

by Gol. D. Roger November 14, 2020

Jake_4543

The most influential and experienced and insanely attractive programmer, on planet earth.

Oh isn't that Jake_4543 we should go over and say hi, he is a world renowned programmer!

by Jakey_4543 June 10, 2021

Jake Brake

When you're in the midst of receiving a sloppy beej and she gives a hearty blow that produces a rippling sound, similar to that of a Jake brake.

I went to the local truck stop and received one hell of a Jake Brake from Tammy the lot lizard....good thing nobody lit a match because there was diesel spillage everywhere.

by Jakebrakes69 March 11, 2022