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anti-jonas 

A person who is disgusted by the fact that swiney little 10-16 year old girls scream and cry over the Jonas Brothers.

They hate the fact that 99.99999% of all Jonas Brother Fans are brain dead morons that go to every concert, buy two copies of every CD, buy one of there shirts and wear is over and over again until is disinigrates, and there walls are plastered with Jonas Brothers posters, they only talk about them 24-7, and they have a disease that makes them horny when they hear even the letters J-O-N-A-S.

Anti-Jonas think that they aren't talented and there are thousands of other artists that get ignore because of the Jonas Brothers. Guess what?! The Anti-Jonas are right and they have musical taste whether it be rap, rock, metal, or punk.

Anti-Jonas actually have lives and don't let there lives revolve around three talentless, pathetic, girly dressed, high voices, fags.
JB-Fan: OMG OMG OMG I lOVvess<3 them!!!

Anti-Jonas: Really I think they are terrible and have no talent, they are only famous because of Disney.

JB-Fan: UrR a FAGGG!!!! TheYYS Rr aMazingily!!

Anti-Jonas: This is why we hate Jonas Brothers fangirls.
anti-jonas by The Sane People October 11, 2008

Jonas Brothers 

Another sad band from Disney Channel. Many pre-teens are in love with them, because they for some awful reason think they're "hot". Many teens as well, but mostly just the girls who are lonely and desperate.. And kinda fat.
Random pre-teen: *Squeak!* "JB! Jonas Brothers! Ohmagawd, their coming to Flori-duh!"

the jonas brothers 

some gay band that think they are rock
but are not. they look so fuckin gay and
they are just like N*SYNC or some shit
like that. they would fall into the same
category as HANNAH MONTANA too.
little poser kids: lets go watch the jonas brothers on tv. they are rockstars.
JONATHAN HAS A BIG DICK
Jonathan has a big dick bigger than everyones
Jonathan by jonny1savage September 24, 2018

Jonas Brothers Fan 

Somebody who is more hated in America than Osama bin Laden. And that's really, really sad.
Jonas Brothers Fan: like, omg, you're just jealous cuz you're not hot like joe jonas. get a life, loser.

me: YOU go get a life. stop oogling at some poser fuck, his band, and its desecration of music. btw, you think purity rings are hot? you must really like chasity belts...

Jonas Brothers 

The infection of the ear when you listen to much rap/pop, which may include the side effects of: brain damage, ear loss, gangrene, ninjas in your blanket at night, testicle loss, testicle growth, unattractiveness, and uncontrollable bladder.
Mike: Hey Rick, watcha listenin' to?

Rick: Hannah Montana.

Mike: Holy crap, you're gonna get Jonas Brothers.

Rick: Whatever.

The Next Day

Rick: Mike, holy crap! My testicle just fell off last night!

Mike: Told you that you would get it.

Jonas Brother 

An adjective used to describe a male who is a total pussy.
"Dude, look at Scott over there."
"What a fucking Jonas Brother."
Jonas Brother by TimPestilence July 25, 2009