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anti-jonas 

A person who is disgusted by the fact that swiney little 10-16 year old girls scream and cry over the Jonas Brothers.

They hate the fact that 99.99999% of all Jonas Brother Fans are brain dead morons that go to every concert, buy two copies of every CD, buy one of there shirts and wear is over and over again until is disinigrates, and there walls are plastered with Jonas Brothers posters, they only talk about them 24-7, and they have a disease that makes them horny when they hear even the letters J-O-N-A-S.

Anti-Jonas think that they aren't talented and there are thousands of other artists that get ignore because of the Jonas Brothers. Guess what?! The Anti-Jonas are right and they have musical taste whether it be rap, rock, metal, or punk.

Anti-Jonas actually have lives and don't let there lives revolve around three talentless, pathetic, girly dressed, high voices, fags.
JB-Fan: OMG OMG OMG I lOVvess<3 them!!!

Anti-Jonas: Really I think they are terrible and have no talent, they are only famous because of Disney.

JB-Fan: UrR a FAGGG!!!! TheYYS Rr aMazingily!!

Anti-Jonas: This is why we hate Jonas Brothers fangirls.
anti-jonas by The Sane People October 11, 2008

Anti-Jonas 

Q: who the hell are the Jonas Brothers?
A: just google it .. key words = The Jonas Brothers.

Q: why do you dont like the Jonas Brothers?
A : cuz they suck and their idiotic fans seriously suck.

they are overrated
they do have bad music
they give modern music a bad name
they should take voice lessons and guitar lessons
they have terrible lyrics and they frickin suck at singing

the fans are the sorriest excuse for humans cuz they are hypocrites and posers

such stupid music by band that dont know how to play their instrument
brainless fangirls : - whats they AIM and Email?
- how can i get nick/joe/kevin/whoever to marry me?
- zomg, i'm like, their biggest fan!
- which Jonas Brother are you gonna go out with?

the Anti-Jonas : I HATE the Jonas Brothers.
Even if I didn't I'd still be annoyed by these stupid questions.

they are mainstream, gay, and generally talentless and a lot of girls don't shut the fuck up about them


When will they end?
Anti-Jonas by Naraya W. October 4, 2008

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026