ivan

a kid who hates people and call them a cunt
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ivan is so bald that his speed is amazing due to his aerodynamic bald head.
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Ivan

That one russian kid in the xbox party who shouts all the time and never dies in call of duty.
"Shut up ivan you're to loud." "WHAT CYKA?"
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Look at this cool cat! Ivan exudes a calm and collected vibe, always taking life in stride and never letting stress get the best of him. He has mastered the art of living in the present moment, appreciating the simple pleasures and embracing a slow-paced lifestyle. Whether he's lounging at the beach or chilling with friends at a cozy café, Ivan has the remarkable ability to make even the most mundane activities feel like a relaxing adventure. With his effortless charm and witty sarcasm, Ivan has a natural talent for making people feel at ease in his presence. He's the kind of person who can strike up a conversation with anyone, effortlessly connecting on a deeper level. His laid-back approach to socializing creates an open and welcoming atmosphere, making others feel comfortable being themselves around him.
Guy 1: Wow that dude i just talked to seemed like the best person to be friends with ever.
Guy 2: He must be an Ivan.
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Ivan is the perfect husband for Francesca.
Why not ?
"Has Ivan a girlfriend ?"
"Yen, She's Francesca"
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ivan is one of the beautiful person u can ever meet. unforgettable and with an unique sense of humor. u can lough and forget all your problems with them.

he can talk about his problems because he thinks that other people don't care about him. but he will listen to your throughs all day and all night. he can be such an asshole but only if u let him, it's his way to show that he loves u.
he's cute, intelligent, kind, beautiful and very hot. he has the most beautiful eyes in the world and he knows.
don't give up on him and your relationship, it can always be better, give it time. if u fall in love with ivan u are fucked up, he don't go out of your mind easily.
love him and protect him. show him all your love, he's the most beautiful soul in the world. <3
"i love you ivan, you are my first and only love"
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A Ivan is a person, who, unlike the Lukas or Bjørn (see their definition), is beyond the nature of all things. The word "God" (or Iehova) was previously created to attempt and capture the indefinitive awesomeness of the Ivan, but so far attempts have been unsuccesful. A Ivan is ALL!
Person 1: When Chuck Norris eats, he doesn't move, he auto-devours!
Person 2: Ivan
by Ehrenmann March 18, 2020
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