incel

Internet Celebrity

One who became famous via the internet.

Your favorite youtuber is an incel

by Iprovidedefs212 February 14, 2019

Incel

The incel people are a stateless multiethnic group who predominantly follow Rodgerism/Marxism and reside in various countries of the world. Their population is estimated to be around 800 million people. Those who identify as incels typically reside in China, India and many western countries such as the USA, Canada, UK, France, Germany, Italy etc. Described by journalists and news outlets as one of the most persecuted majorities in the world, the incels are denied human rights by the authoritarian regimes of their own countries. The incels are restricted from freedom of sex with their looksmatched females they rightfully deserve. The legal conditions faced by the incels have been compared to apartheid by some academics. In 2017, an assessment by the Yale Law School concluded that the female population of the world were waging a concerted campaign against the incels, a campaign which could be classified as genocide under international law. Despite that, as of March 2021 there is no goverment in the world that officially recognizes the genocide of the incels.

Person 1>Hey did you hear about the schools Janitor?He died
Person 2>The short bald Janitor?how?
Person 1> He was an incel, no pussy in his entire life. He literally died by inceldom.

Person 2> I did see that coming tbh. What a cruel world!
Person 1> Yea man anyway Stacy called me i gotta go!Cya!

by IntelligentPerson77 March 7, 2021

420! Ultra Herbal Incense

The nastiest designer drug on the planet. One hit gave me a heart attack and nearly killed me. I woke up in the hospital the next day. They said I had a heart attack at 19. Only do illegal drugs kids. I was the subject of a sick experiment.

Erik smoked a hit of that 420! Ultra Herbal Incense. He said he saw death dancing him around the floor like a marionette. He offered him his hand to fly him to heaven. Erik fought the urge to reach outand take it until he passed out. He got out of the hospital yesterday and wants to try it again. That shit is fucked.

by Extra_Life February 3, 2012

Incel Energy

The loud and obnoxious energy emitted by someone who will never experience any meaningful romantic relationship. Despite the energy speaking for itself they will also make it loud and clear for everyone around them. People with incel energy will maintain their incel energy despite being in a relationship and achieving sex.

person 1: “ugh that dude is such an incel”
person 2: “but wasn't he just bragging about having sex with his girlfriend?”
person 1: “he still has incel energy.”

by TheBigKinTruthSeeker July 16, 2021

inception

n: the act of fingering a girl while you are grinding with her

Bro 1: Dude, how was your weekend?
Bro 2: It was pretty cool. I performed inception on this girl at the TKE party on Friday. My fingers smelled for days!
Bro 1: No way!

by wheels33 October 31, 2011

incel

an incel is an adolescent male who is unable to attract people of the opposite sex (in this case a female). this is usually because of their misogynistic manners or they're just ugly. lots of the time, they focus their attention on attacking men who are involved in romantic/sexual relationships. this is often because of jealousy

"Oh my goodness, Bryan is such an attractive young man?" Lisa gushed, her cheeks red.

Michael scoffed. "He's not even all that. Women just like to praise mediocre men. You should go for somebody like me instead!"

Lisa gasped, angered at Michael's offensive words. "You're just angry Bryan's a hottie, and you're an ugly incel!"

She slapped him and stormed away.

by angrywomandefineswords August 2, 2021

Incel

People that are salty because they get no bitches

I hate that guy because that lady finds him hot and doesn't doesn't like me

- said Fusser the incel

by nopussman224 January 24, 2022