fighting water

Beer or other alcoholic beverages that fill the drinker with a passion to engage in fisticuffs with strangers

Two pints of fighting water please barmaid

by gobshite March 5, 2005

eye water

Tears

The movie had very sad ending. They was a lot of eye water!

by Tigress1000 November 19, 2016

basement water

that delicious concoction of mold, dirt, and rainwater that collects in your basement

Hey bro, you want some basement water?
Yeah!

by basementwater May 2, 2019

watering the cricketfield

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.

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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.

Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.

I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

Water guy

Someone who works in the water business.

Bill: Does this allow the recent events that can show that the legal theory of the coupling through the practical discourses sets our wills predicamently thinking about commonly agreed and proven organizational and management model for the formalities?

Peterson: Ask Pertsa, he is a water guy

by IsmoLaitelaAndTheKokolihapihvi November 15, 2010

Drink of water

Old timey method of saying that a person is attractive. Used in a time when, unlike today, it was impolite to state what exactly on your mind.

1938: would you look at that dame, she sure is a cool drink of water!
2019: That chick is hott..I'd love to tongue-punch her fartbox!

by Tim-o-tay April 3, 2019

Midnight water

When you drink water late at night (generally 12 - 4 AM) and it tastes so fuckin' good

*discord chat at 2 AM*
gamer A:"Dude this midnight water is so damn good"
gamer B: "Hell yea bruhder"

by IWantAgoodPegging February 21, 2021