by P. Orno May 31, 2018
Get the Ball humper mug.When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.
Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.
Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂
Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂
by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019
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A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020
Get the Foot humper mug.A dog, usually a Chihuahua or an Italian Greyhound in either a gimp suit or in some sort of bondage attire, that is brought out of a cage and placed in front of an unsuspecting victim for the sole purpose of humping the victims leg until completion.
“Bring out the humperdink.”
by Colonel Curtz February 9, 2021
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Get the Trumper Humper mug.Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.
by txotumiii January 4, 2023
Get the Money humper mug.Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.
by Spear960 March 31, 2023
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