shoe horn

a handy dandy appliance used for making taking shoes off even easier

"i see your foot is stuck in your shoe, here borrow my shoe horn"

by Norman Truddleswick May 14, 2005

hontiez

Demetrius Tabron's ghettolicious rendition of the word "hunny"

"im about to fuck this food up, HONTIEZ"

by Laurie Eisenhower December 13, 2009

Around the Horn

1. A dangerous voyage, esp. naval, around the extreme peninsular end of America's Southern continent (Cape Horn).

2. Expression describing any risky or adventerous maneuver used in order to achieve the final step in a predetermined goal; an apotheosis of sorts.

3. In poker, a declared convention allowing straights to be continuous across the card hierarchy limits. That is, sequences are allowed to proceed from King to Ace to Two, and so on, as needed to complete a run. Legitimate only if announced with a horn honk and a circular hand motion.

1. Captain Horatio L. Nymark, despite innumerable weather catastrophes, made it Around the Horn.

2. In the heat of the night, Captain Nymark was forced to go around the horn: to avoid complaints from his many mistrisses, he proceeded to bed every one of them in the space of an evening.

3. "EEEEEEEEAAAAAA-OUUUURRRRRRN! Around the horn, boys, around the horn!" Captain Nymark boldly tooted the order at the start of the hand, later to win the pot with a QKA23 straight.

by Round O'Horn August 7, 2005

the horn

when a man gets extremely aroused by a female, usually one with dirty great beef curtains, who likes to be alabhama hotpocketed.

"daves mum gives me the horn, her tangy twat makes me soo hott"

by paul mckenna March 11, 2008

horn tooter

Someone who toot's their own horn. Usually at work, these people have nothing good to say about their co-workers but praise their own glory. They are sneaky and often are very sweet. They move forward within companies unless the employer is a good judge of character. These people always think they're better than everyone and often have their superiors snowed. Not nice people at all, very similar to a back-stabber.

Tom did an awful job on the payables this month, he doesn't know a debit from a credit!

I sure have a good handle on the payables, they're clean and I know a credit from a debit unlike Tom, "hee hee hee I'm such a horn tooter and I have them all snowed, Tom will be gone in no time flat"

by CiaCiaC June 30, 2007

creme filled meat horn

A long and big dick, cock, rod, johnson, pole, trouser trout,bulbus erectorus, dong, schlong, meat cleaver, tube steak, and penis filled with large amounts of goo, pecker snot, cum, sperm, splogge, or egg drop soup.

Toby loves Scott's creme filled meat horn.

by Bobby Allan December 6, 2006

hit on the horn

To make a phone call (mostly used by African Americans.)

A: "Yo... sorry I am late Bro."
B: "Yeah... I just was goin´ to hit on the horn."

by rperazag July 7, 2010