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hasselhoff

A Being Of Nathaniel Bakers Lust
by Ben Beech May 13, 2004
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hasselhoff

/HA sel hof/ verb, intransitive

to slip and fall down badly while shaving or (more broadly) in the bathroom

Origin: the term comes from a surname of a celebrity whose unfortunate accident resulted in many comments on the internet. It is not clear, however, where and who used it first.
Just don't hasselhoff!
God, what happened to you? I hasselhoffed.
by Pawel R July 12, 2006
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Sophia Ann Hanselman

Born in November, these jaw dropping people are popular and different in their own way. No matter how bad the selfie is, they some how look drop-dead gorgeous in them all. They may act pessimistic and say words they don't mean but they are great people to have. They often get jealous and act a little strange but if you need them, they will be at your doorstep in a heartbeat. They usually stay in their friendzone but may step out when someone perks their curiosity or are just that good looking. They are a unique addition to a friendship
Wow, I wish I could have someone that's a Sophia Ann Hanselman

Did you hear? I finnaly got a date with a Sophia Ann Hanselman
by 00What'sThatNobody00 December 10, 2016
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Haselite

Someone who was once a cool forumer, but in an effort to buddy up to the likes of other, has adopted a new persona which makes him/her look like a moron and leads to an eventual loss of respect from the majority of a forum.
Gasetite, more like Haselite!
by Watupyall January 26, 2007
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Hannely

Hannely's are short, attractive and usually wear braces until they are 17. If you have a Hannely keep her close because her good humor and supportive nature will always be there for you. Hannely's can be found with a gay friend, as well as boys named Leonardo. Hannely's are super judgmental and hate chocolate cakes. Hannely's normally eat banana's and have naturally curly brown hair, make sure not to touch her neck! cause she bites! Hannely's normally show their affection through hugs and biting and will usually be on her phone 24/7.
-jimmy: That girl is pretty short, must be a HANNELY!
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-Ralph: WOW, ive never seen such a Hannely before!
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-Angie: Did you see Hannely playing Volleyball?
-Denise: What a great serve!
by Versace Onzefloor February 19, 2018
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Hassel

She is funny but she will hypnotize you with her beauty in three minutes she will have you wrapped in her finger she is also very caring and loves exotic animals as she is the most exotic girl you will meet she has an accent
I’m in love with hassel
by Hassel March 4, 2018
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Hansley

A girl with a big heart and fat ass. She can be super goofy and is always down to party. Treat her right and if not she’ll break your balls.
“Damn have you seen Hansley?”
I know right she’s crazy...but a good crazy”
by realhothousewife11 October 24, 2019
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