Palmela Handerson

Masterbation.

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.

by Scooby Blue June 3, 2009

Handle It

Take it like a man and suck it up.

"Bitch why am i stuck with the nig wheel for mario cart?!??!"
"handle it"

by THE BP CHAMP August 1, 2008

handles

ability to roll a joint like a cigarette. or lock a blunt so flawlessly that the cigarillo returns to its pre-gutted form.

also called dells or bars

guy1) who wants to twist this?

guy2) give it to kip... he's got the best handles.

guy1) you got them bars kip?

kip) you already know.

guy1) sounds good to me. lock this isshhh

by ck slick March 17, 2010

Handkerchief

The tool used to carry out the common practice of blowing your nose with your hand in the shower.

Derek: I can't have showers because I can't blow my nose without a tissue.

Desmond: Just use a handkerchief, dumb ass.

by Kentucky Fried Dragon March 7, 2009

Hander

A hand job. Sexual stimulation given by somebody else, obtained through hand stimulation of the male sexual organ.

Juliet gave me a hander at the theater.

by Janic Naud May 8, 2008

handle

To take care of something; to get something done

Person 1: I need to go buy groceries
Person 2: Handle that shit!

by Beech Street November 23, 2007

love handles

the area of fat around a women's waist that is usally seen when their pants are too small for them. They can be small and cute...or big and ugly.

"A girl with love handles around the waist is very sexy."

by Fred Johnson 6789 October 9, 2006