Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

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squirrel-handed

To have a squirrel protruding from one's arm, in the place where one's hand generally resides.

Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.
...
Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.
Awww.

by Fugerko.? December 30, 2003

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taint hanger

when a male insert his thumb in a females ass, the while the middle finger is in the vagina of an up-side-down woman.... so as to carry her around like a 6 pack of beer.

she was so small i almost gave her an taint hanger

by akfffsf January 14, 2007

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German Handkerchief

The act of defecating into the oral cavity of another person, covering the mouth until the person sneezes, and shit runs down their nose. Then you wipe the shit off with your scrotum .

Man I'm still blowing shit out my nose from that German Handkerchief you gave me last night.

by Burito March 31, 2008

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lena handen

Means left hand. Can also be called 'Jill' for the name the left hand can spell out. A subtle way of talking about masturbation.

Person 1: "Got any plans for Valentine's Day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, me and Lena Handen are spending the night together."
Person1: "You really need a girlfriend, dude."

by Ilia03 February 12, 2014

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