Cobra Holder

To hold your dick in your hands. Also reffered to 'one eyed snake'.

I saw a sexii girl and i pulled a cobra holder

by CraigrGage October 20, 2006

Sneeze Holder

Someone who holds their sneezes in instead of just sneezing. This is clearly the most annoying way to sneeze.

Person 1 - "Why does that person keep holding their sneezes in?"
Person 2 - "I don't know, but that person is an annoying sneeze holder..."

by Hippy Lito May 13, 2009

Portland Howler

The act of regurgitating on ones penis for the purpose of lube, in leu of KY jelly (or other various lubes). First tried in Portland, OR; and the stomach acid burns the receiver's vaginal or anal areas making them blurt a ghastly howl.

Ben: "Dude, I was in a pinch so I pulled a Portland Howler."
Henry: "Did it hurt?"
Ben: "It tingled a little bit, but she was howlin'!"

by haha ik right August 5, 2011

Sword Holder

A woman's vagina

My wife had the perfect sword holder for my cock.

( dedicated to Tiff)

by Nana711 March 9, 2015

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a Cunt Ass Howler Monkey!!!!

by xturkeysx April 3, 2010

over the shoulder boulder holder

a bra.....

look at those melons in that over the shoulder boulder holder.

by moon doggie April 27, 2003

resume holder

n. an individual who posts achievements on their vehicle in the form of bumper stickers. Not just one or two, but several stickers/decals commemorating one event just incase the alarming amount of colorful hallmarks goes unnoticed because the masses need to know what this exciting mortal is capable of and what they have achieved.

*Holy shit, did you know Gay Gary was a Marine?
-No way, not that resume holder!

by kool keith nfi September 26, 2007