For fuck's sake, that gronka was so big, I needed a shovel to get the bastard out - I felt like I was pulling my brain out of my nose!!!
Gerald flushed crimson with embarrassment as Hermione gestured delicately towards the abseiling gronka swinging from Gerald's nostril, "Gerald dearest, may I draw your attention to the giant green bat hanging from your cave"
Gerald flushed crimson with embarrassment as Hermione gestured delicately towards the abseiling gronka swinging from Gerald's nostril, "Gerald dearest, may I draw your attention to the giant green bat hanging from your cave"
by TKBK April 20, 2008
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/b/tarded new meme involving goron from the legend of zelda ocarina of time, being a total badass. usually liked by /b/rothers sometimes samefagged
4chan is slipping
did you see that new "goron ain't no moron" thing? pretty awesome.
i have regained faith!
did you see that new "goron ain't no moron" thing? pretty awesome.
i have regained faith!
by agglerahhh January 17, 2011
Get the goron ain't no moron mug.Hydroponic or organic marijuana. Commonly known as dro or sticky icky ooh wee. This is the definition for anyone who does not know how to spell "grown" in case they been smoking weed since they were 12
I get you stunted off of funny "home grone" cuz when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than SonnyBono (oh noo!)
by Andy Perkins June 11, 2008
Get the home grone mug.Similar to a broner, which is an erection caused by hearing one of your male friends, or "bros" relay a story of a recent sexual conquest, a round of golf or a particularly tasty beer, but is an erection caused by a similar story told by a female friend or "gal-pal". Hence, groner
Normally a groner is caused by the description of non-sexual activity between your gal-pal and one or more of her female friends that, when pictured by a healthy, heterosexual male, causes blood to flow to the nether-regions, triggering a groner or even a massive groner for a really good story involving with insinuated "girl on girl" action.
Normally a groner is caused by the description of non-sexual activity between your gal-pal and one or more of her female friends that, when pictured by a healthy, heterosexual male, causes blood to flow to the nether-regions, triggering a groner or even a massive groner for a really good story involving with insinuated "girl on girl" action.
"Dude, my friend Susie was telling me about how she recently got a Brazilian bikini wax and how her best friend had to see how it looked so she just dropped trou and showed off the whole works... I got a total groner and had to un-tuck my shirt just to cover it up... cool story but totally embarrassing!"
(Please note, that relaying a story about the circumstances that caused your groner to one of your male friends may cause him to have a broner or, what is otherwise known as a "second-degree groner")
(Please note, that relaying a story about the circumstances that caused your groner to one of your male friends may cause him to have a broner or, what is otherwise known as a "second-degree groner")
by schweddy balls November 26, 2009
Get the Groner mug.Check out that gronk; thats the gronk that ...... took home last night. F*%k off, your a Gronk. this place is full of Gronks
by Luke Cameron April 8, 2007
Get the gronk mug.A person who thinks they are a true tobacco user but in reality they are not. Otherwise known as a fake dipper.
by Randall Boxstuffer April 3, 2017
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