grunt

Another name for a woman’s private part: Cunt.

Tighter than a ho's grunt.

by steve November 11, 2004

grunny

something that is equally gross and funny.

person 1 : did you see when that guy made milk come out of his nose when he couldn't stop laughing?

person 2 : hells yes! that was mad grunny!

by alexa is BOMB December 6, 2007

The Ultimate Grunt

The future ruler of the Universe. He will be worshiped by all.

All hail, The Ultimate Grunt. Ruler to all!!!!!!

by The Ultimate Grunt January 16, 2004

grunties

The sex act

Do you fancy indulging in some grunties tonight, darling?

by Alan December 2, 2003

grunteep

Perennially neurotic, charming, funny usually female. Eclectic taste in music, good to have as a friend. Allergic to traditional female clothing, and prone to verbal hyperbole while exercising.

Quit grunteeping, just quietly finish your bench press.

Stay away man, Kathy is in grunteep mode.

by s J June 24, 2005

Emo grunt

The voiced, gutteral grunt made by someone (typically a preteen child) used to express indignation, or frustration.

Whenever Christie's 11-year-old daughter doesn't get her way, she immediately emo grunts and stomps her foot, as though that's gonna change Christie's decision one bit. Well, sometimes it does.

by MatthiasFW January 18, 2009

the eternal grunt

What radiation poisoning is known as in certain Russian towns where the whole population is contaminated.

Don't assume that this is unique to Russia. America has the same problems, but American townies aren't guite poetic enough to come up with a similar phrase, so they just refer to it by it's medical name.

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005