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green lantern that ho

A sexual act consisting of inserting a ringed finger inside a girl's vagina.
Me and old girl were messing around, but I forgot to take off my class ring. I just had to green lantern that ho.
by Coletrain December 12, 2007
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Green cobra

A fake strain of cannabis.
Used to see if someone is a dumbass or not.
Hey charlie, you got any green cobra
Yeah man, i tried some the other day its well strong.
by mranon96 June 20, 2011
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green thumb

(n.) An expression used to describe someone's affinity/skill at gardening or growing plants.
Jillian has quite a green thumb; look at her tomato patch!
by Smkngmgc June 21, 2004
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greenawald

greenawald is a name for a guy who likes his own fathers penis in his asshole.
A: "have you heard of that guy ben?"
B: "yeah its sad that hes a greenawald"
A: "yeahh what a fag"
by john jk September 30, 2010
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green out

smoked too much weed and your just fuuuucked, might puke even or just fall asleep
Example of a terrible green out:

I was with my 2 friends, we got baked as shit for like and hour and then went to the buffet, i fucken pigged out then we went to mcdonalds to get something to drink (dollar drink days!), I drank a litre of cola and then i felt really sick, started getting codl sweats and then i puked in my cup, then my friends cup, then my other friends cup and filled em all up except the last one....people were looking at me like WTF!!! i think they were anyway, i threw the puke out and we bailed

then I felt sober as fuck and realllly good, like puking after drinking...but i wanted to get high again before the movie, so we hot boxed the car and I was fucked up again and then we saw get him to the greek, i dont remember anything about the movie
by cuppy cupperson July 9, 2010
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John Green

Master of feelings.
I hate John Green. He is evil.
JOHN GREEN WROTE THE FAULT IN OUR STARS FOR GOODNESS SAKES AUGUSTUS WATERS SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN CREATED DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF THAT BOOK
by I Wish I Was Hazel Grace March 24, 2013
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Greener

Someone who attends the Evergreen State College in Olympia, WA.

A stereotypical greener will have dreads, dress like a homeless person, smell like a wet dog who just smoked a pack of clove cigarettes, and live off of their mommies and daddies. In reality most greeners are very nice, clean, upstanding members of the community, their reputations are just sullied by the dirty hippies who are majoring in pottery.
Girl: "What's the quickest way to starve a greener?"
Guy:"I don't know."
Girl:"Hide their mom's credit card under a bar of soap."
by jklmno February 23, 2009
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