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Grape Head

An immature "elementary school"insult given to you by a perverse and unsupervised 7 year old at taco bell
7 year old: "you're a grape head!"
You: "what does that even mean?"
by Jolly526 May 15, 2016
mugGet the Grape Headmug.

grapes and avocados

when you go grocery shopping with your crush and all you can do is look at each other
(looking at you) "we need grapes and avocados"
(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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by Krkič April 26, 2019
mugGet the grapes and avocadosmug.

Grape pussy

Friend:Dude I looked up grape porn the grapes had big grape pussy
Me:why the fuck did you look up gay grape porn
by Reetthefrog April 11, 2019
mugGet the Grape pussymug.

Grape Drape

Like Teabagging but with an asshole riddled with Hemorrhoids.
The act of a man/woman draping their lovely grapes all over the victims face/mouth.
Sharlene: "Oi Barry, there's a deep red snail trail down me chin"
Barry: "Got ya with the plump ones again"
Sharlene: "You grape drape me again, and I'll fuckin' make them your new testes"
by Narokath February 23, 2015
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grapes in the tuna

The act of mashing ones testicles into a female vagina. It provides no sexual satisfaction, but it sure is fun!
Dylan: You hit that?
Jim: She's a little freaky. She just wanted grapes in the tuna, and that was it. I had to finish off when I got home.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 21, 2018
mugGet the grapes in the tunamug.

Grape Wipe

Grape Wipe means someone who is Black named Nate (Nathen, or Nathaniel) Straight, Cis. Single and not getting any bitches anytime soon. A complete Loser
Nate is such a GRAPE WIPE
by RedPepperCookie March 2, 2022
mugGet the Grape Wipemug.

penis grapes

penis grapes r so good n juice
by bitchhahha April 28, 2019
mugGet the penis grapesmug.

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