One of the worst towns in South Carolina. Don't let the old white people that live on the lake fool you. Goose creek has a wide variety of drug dealers and black hair salons so if you're into that it might be good for you. There's really nothing to fucking do here tho so most of the teenagers either sell drugs or annoy store employees to pass the time. Since there's nothing really there everyone is forced to use the Walmart as a navigational tool to tell people where they need to go. If you're not lucky enough to avoid the high school "Goose Creek High" you can be met with a large assortment of ghetto kids and Emo kids mixed together. The only thing good about this town is everyone telling the store about when that one kid got eaten by an alligator at the creek. Zero out of ten rating.
by Ifuckinghategoosecrek July 01, 2015
by coolkidthatiscool April 29, 2022
Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.
As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.
by Don Menna March 07, 2017
Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.
As a child on a crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman wearing yoga pants.
by Saf-One March 07, 2017
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by Chicle July 25, 2016