goofy goober

When you licking da pussy but the girl tells you jokes during the licking

ohmangoddamn, shaniqua gave me the goofy goober

by bigpapa jules October 16, 2017

Goober meister

Queen or King of all goober heads

You are such a goober meister!

by Kel December 18, 2003

Goober Muffin

Someone who means a lot to you, but is also very silly. And no matter what they make you laugh. It's a substitute for "Silly goose"

You are such a goober muffin!

by SuckMuhhhDickkk May 23, 2010

Goober funt

An exotic way of saying sex or fart

You goober funted my daughter

by Cool guykgh May 15, 2006

goober smooch

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male

"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"

by AJ27 March 31, 2012

Goober smooch

When you cum on a girl's lips and make out with her.

Dude, I just goober smooched this chick last night.

by Idontevenknowwhoiamanymoreman November 23, 2013

Goober-Weasel

1. One who acts like Eric Davidson

2. A person who is obsessed with goobers (wieners). They weasel their way into goobers

Dude you are soooo gay... what a goober-weasel

by bROCK13 February 6, 2010