goofy goober

When you licking da pussy but the girl tells you jokes during the licking
ohmangoddamn, shaniqua gave me the goofy goober
by bigpapa jules October 16, 2017
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Goober meister

Queen or King of all goober heads
by Kel December 18, 2003
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Goober Muffin

Someone who means a lot to you, but is also very silly. And no matter what they make you laugh. It's a substitute for "Silly goose"
by SuckMuhhhDickkk May 23, 2010
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Goober funt

An exotic way of saying sex or fart
by Cool guykgh April 28, 2006
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goober smooch

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male
"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"
by AJ27 February 13, 2012
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Goober smooch

When you cum on a girl's lips and make out with her.
Dude, I just goober smooched this chick last night.
by Idontevenknowwhoiamanymoreman November 24, 2013
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Goober-Weasel

1. One who acts like Eric Davidson

2. A person who is obsessed with goobers (wieners). They weasel their way into goobers
Dude you are soooo gay... what a goober-weasel
by bROCK13 February 06, 2010
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