Glass Eye

Staring bluntly, not focusing, day dreaming

He had a glass eye when he was starin at her breasts!

by Sexaxtitonian Marcus-Lloyd Gaston Bouchenhouser November 14, 2002

Glass Tampax

Someone or something that is utterly useless

"That fat fuckers running shoes are as much use as a glass tampax."
"My grandads love rifle is as much use as a glass tampax, cos he's dead"
"The spunk stain on the IVF clinic carpet is as much use as a glass tampon"

by griggy October 21, 2006

glass maker

common sarcastic remark referring to your parental units when you're blocking someone's view especially when you're a cross dresser

"yo horace! was your father a glass maker? because you're blocking the tv gyal!"

by Jennny August 5, 2006

Glass Bottom Ship

AN act of torture used on one's worst enemies. The act involves first leaving a log in a toliet. Then one must take captive of your enemy and wrap their face with plastic wrap (NOT TIGHT!!!, No need for sufication) then you proceed to give them a swirlie in the toliet that has the dung in it... Hence glass bottom ship...

I hate Hate him so badly, I want to give him a glass bottom ship...

by Joe December 12, 2003

glass slipper

the act of cumming in a girls shoe and putting in back on her.

i am gonna give her a glass slipper

by nkjjhgfdd October 1, 2010

glass dick

1. An overused or out of date item (a certain website, chain e-mail etc.)on the Internet, although the purveyor thinks it is brand new.

The phrase comes from the picture of a woman golfer kissing a trophy that made the e-mail rounds awhile back. The angle and lighting in the photo made it appear as though she was kissing a penis made of glass.

I've seen that site before, it's just a glass dick.

by Steven Marshall November 28, 2006

Glass Plating

It's when you put a glass plate over your face and a girl sh*ts on it!

Boy: Let's go glass plate behind the tree.

Girl: Nah, maybe later.

by haNd1287 April 21, 2004