Frumptart

Frumptart is a poptart in which a short stumpy penis had been discharged onto while screaming

"Frump your crusty ass dry poptart shit!!!"

Dude 1. that poptart u made me tasted like crusty semen.

Dude 2. Oh. thought u asked for a frumptart.

by SloppyJose December 31, 2011

Frump Dumpster

A fat stinky hoe that looks and smells like a trash recepticle.

Man, I went to take the trash out and accidently threw it at this frump dumpster. I really couldn't tell the difference.

by jester1201 October 30, 2012

Frumpy tutu

When a woman's landing strip is sideways and overgrown.

guy: you need to get rid of that frumpy tutu

by nastygal January 17, 2013

Frumpy Bastard

(Noun). The male equivalent of the female 'chronic bitch face'. When one's attitude cannot help but seep into their facial structure, making it seem as if a chronic shit is being taken.

Ding Ding from Breaking Bad has chronic Frumpy Bastard.

by FrumpyCat April 30, 2014

frump

A combination of frown and grump. It's like a grump, but more pathetic, willfully ignorant, and often lazy. Essentially, a negative, irrelevant moron.

Tea Party voters are frumps.

by streetswag December 21, 2014

Frumped

Friend-dumped. Similar to when a romantic partner breaks up with you, only it stings THAT much more because it's your friend.

Did you hear what happened? Sally totally frumped Sam. I don't know what happened, I guess she just got tired of the BS.

by IntuitiveEnigma March 3, 2015

Frumplestein

A person who is short, dumpy, hunched over (poor posture) wearing wrinkled clothes

You are such a frumplestein

by Devereux League April 27, 2015