Self-flagellate

A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.

I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.

by sugafiend February 3, 2025

Laissez-faire faveur

When someone offers a favor, but in reality, they want you do the majority of the work.
Translated from French, this is a "let them do it" favor.

Darius: "The company laid me off, but they are willing to give me a strong recommendation during my job search."
Maddy: "Sounds like a laissez-faire faveur."
Darius: "Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "That happened to me once. It was all cool until the CEO told me to write my own recommendation for them to edit and return to me on company letterhead."

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is a PS2 style fps game made by joeveno. Cool fucking name

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is making me rage so dang MUCH!!!!!

by HumorDeath November 19, 2025