Funting bastich

Short hand term derived from 2000AD lingo for "Fucking Cunt Bastard Bitch" that is exempt from movie and television censorships, but still being able to get the point across to a younger audience without the likes of HBO screwing up movies in general with poor editing.

- Hey dude! You just shot my foot!

- Relax dude, it's only a flesh wound. Don't be such a funting bastich.

- You're a funting bastich, you bastich funt you!!

by trikespotter November 26, 2011

finding each others tonsils

Codeword for "extreme make-out session." You kiss with so much tongue that you find your partner's tonsils.

Guy 1 : "Where did Ruby and John disappear off to last night?"
Guy 2 : "They were busy finding each others tonsils."
Guy 1 : "Oh."

by TGPA Infinity October 3, 2015

fainting game

Inducing unconsciousness by hyperventilating and getting a friend to bear hug you

Person one : Hey have you heard of the fainting game everyone in my school is doing it. Person two : No but anything for a buzz ! (after a brief explanation person two hyperventilates by breathing heavily after which person one squeezes person two in a tight bear hug who momentarily lapses into unconsciousness.

by lrwguitar May 22, 2016

Finking

The act of pursuing all of your buddy's ex girlfriends/wives for relationships.

That mother fucker is finking my ex baby momma.

by The Advantage Way February 2, 2017

finding the christmas lights

looking for christmas lights to make a noose.

i'm finding the christmas lights so i can end my suffering.

by german fuel June 17, 2018

Finking

Is a fetish in where one shit's into a container and then inhales the methane gas that is produced in order to obtain a altered state of mind or high if you will

Damn, did you See that shit ring around that dudes mouth he must be finking! Shut your damn fink hole you fucking fruitcake!

by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018

Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."

The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019