Financial Light

Nickname for the beer 'Natural Light', which is one of the most inexpenisve beers around.

Dude 1: Hey man, What are you drinking?

Dude 2: Financial light all the way! it might taste like shit, but it sure is cheap!

by ChaDMcBaDD March 28, 2009

financial fucking

when you over pay for something

A: "Yeah when i saw my roaming charges from my European vacation I was shocked"
B: "It was a financial fucking?"
A "Yeah they raped me dirty, a sick financial fucking."

by jop1229 April 21, 2009

Financial-Bulimia

A mental condition that causes a person to take great enjoyment or pride in returning a recently purchased item to get their money back.

My wife loves to shop all day then returned a large portion of items at the end of the day because she suffers from Financial-Bulimia.

by bigsky March 8, 2009

Final throws of death

While playing Halo Matchmaking and your just about to die, so you start wildly throwing grenades out in a futile attempt to kill your attacker, even though you know it will never work.

Dude, ninjameister348 started throwing frags everywhere when I stuck him with a plasma grenade. I guess he was in his final throws of death.

by fluffypat14 July 19, 2010

financial oncologist

A lawyer, typically a bankruptcy lawyer or creditor rights lawyer or commerical type lawyer, well versed in the laws on debtor creditor- rights or the IRS collection matters, or shareholder dispute matters and who knows how to save people and businesses from financial fiasco's, after the fact. Typically viewed by his clients as a savior and by others, typcially creditors, as snakes who use their knowledge of the law to help one person screw another out of money or some other entitlement.

He employed a financial oncologist to remove those creditor claims for 30 cents on the dollar. The creditor was un happy but had no recourse at the time to otherwise accepting the offer or getting stiffed completely.

by pennlawyer December 30, 2010

final fifteen

weight gained in the last year of graduate school as a result of sitting on your ass and writing your thesis/dissertation day after day.

Person A: Has David gained weight? He's looking a little doughy lately.

Person B: Yeah, but it's just the final fifteen. He'll start hitting the gym again after the thesis is finished.

by UCDSocGrad November 19, 2011

final samba

Death aka visit to the graveyard.

Michael: You still owe me fifty bucks!
Sebastian: Don't worry, it's not like i dance my final samba anytime soon.

by COOTB July 13, 2012