by Geraldine the Cabbage May 02, 2003
1. An amazing Chick Magnet, no one can deny it, possibly the best hugger in the universe!!!!!!!! Also she can make amazing fairy bread, and do a "you look ravishing today" that will blow your mind!!!!!
2. A completely awesome person!!!!! (gives you butterflies!!!!!)
2. A completely awesome person!!!!! (gives you butterflies!!!!!)
Guy 1: Did you see that Astrid Farmer?
Guy 2: Yeahhhh, she so fine!!!!!!
Girl 1 (NatScalia): Wow Astrid is such a chick magnet
Girl 2 (Tori) Yeah I told you so!!!!
Guy 2: Yeahhhh, she so fine!!!!!!
Girl 1 (NatScalia): Wow Astrid is such a chick magnet
Girl 2 (Tori) Yeah I told you so!!!!
by TORITHEDAUGHTEROFASTRID September 17, 2011
by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015
It means "farming your own fail".
A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.
To be called a fail farmer is an insult.
A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.
To be called a fail farmer is an insult.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"
Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"
Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"
by Ghetto Blaster and Baby Eater April 25, 2009
by Sel March 28, 2005
A reference to being a ladies' man or player; usually self proclaimed.
Farmer John is a character who is most commonly found on a farm around livestock, including but not limited to chickens. Hence the term Farmer John may be used in reference to "gettin chicks"
Rapper Yellaboi coined the term in his 2010 song "Honeys to Blow"
Farmer John is a character who is most commonly found on a farm around livestock, including but not limited to chickens. Hence the term Farmer John may be used in reference to "gettin chicks"
Rapper Yellaboi coined the term in his 2010 song "Honeys to Blow"
by myheathersosoft May 11, 2010
Person 1: "So what do you do for a living?"
Person 2: "I'm a girl's Physical Education coach"
Person 1: "So you're a taco farmer."
Person 2: "Yep, I like to coax confused young girls into becoming hardcore lesbians. I'm a big old dyke."
Person 2: "I'm a girl's Physical Education coach"
Person 1: "So you're a taco farmer."
Person 2: "Yep, I like to coax confused young girls into becoming hardcore lesbians. I'm a big old dyke."
by Rita Love May 16, 2008