Fard

When you fart so hard but no shit comes out, hence being a fard and not a shart.

Greg : "Did you just fard?"
Bethany : "Yeah."
Greg : "You're lucky that wasn't a shart."

by Jerry McNoBitches September 12, 2023

Faraday Shitter

A toilet, washroom or other confined room where the goddamn Wi-Fi and phone service doesn't work so you're stuck on the potty with your own thoughts. Because of course it fucking doesn't work.

"I tried texting you earlier, but I get no signal in the bathroom! Fucking Faraday Shitter!"

by DeepFriedBacon October 11, 2023

Fard

The Word Fart, But Spelled with a D, Word might Originate from Kracc Bacc, What Uses a Fart Sound Effect in his Videos that People Describe as "Fard"

Person 1: I Farded
Person 2: Youre 21 why the hell are you still watching kracc bacc go get a job.

by General Efficiency October 17, 2023

fard

i honestly don't know what this means but its funny.

person 1: i fard

person 2 what the heck do you mean fard?

by look dad im on urban dictionar October 23, 2023

Farded

When your teacher has just farted in class and covered it up by saying it's a semi-non-aquatic fart, not true, or when your little sister or brother tries to blame a fart on someone but nobody came to blame it on so they say it's an fard, then it could be them farting over cringy a#s lankybox and content because the video contains farts, but nobody likes farts so they say it's an fard.

Joe: Victory royale on fortnite baby!

Mom: Who farted?
Joe: Nooo, no ,no , no, my mom must not find out that I farted!
Mom: Come to the living room, I want answers!

Joe: I farded, Not a fart!
Mon: Ok? Joe?

by Fart Jokes January 2, 2024

Fardo

Fardo or Fardeaux, in its French spelling, describes a feeling of embarrassment you have for someone who just did something embarrassing and may or may not realize it.

His fardo at his friend's failed attempt to flirt with a girl caused him to cringe and turn away

by Boas' Boys January 18, 2024

Fardels

Misfortune. It's misfortune, not burden. Luddites and troglodyte and neanderthals. I suppose I need to pronounce that last one for you. Or Asperger's. It's pronounced "Asperger's." "@$$burgers" are what Terry Cruz and Adam Sandler eat on a "man date."

Me and my hetero-lifemate nearly got jumped when we got McDoubles in East Baltimore. Aye, for what fardels bare?

by BestEgo November 17, 2023