Fardels 

Misfortune. It's misfortune, not burden. Luddites and troglodyte and neanderthals. I suppose I need to pronounce that last one for you. Or Asperger's. It's pronounced "Asperger's." "@$$burgers" are what Terry Cruz and Adam Sandler eat on a "man date."

Me and my hetero-lifemate nearly got jumped when we got McDoubles in East Baltimore. Aye, for what fardels bare?

Fardels by BestEgo November 17, 2023

Fardensation 

Fardensation: When farting on a cold window, there will be a little bit of condensation on it, from the heat of your fart.
Fardensation

We found this track on the interwebs, and it was way dirtier then Fardensation on a window.

Fardensation by Mattbee July 8, 2011

Fardel

A burden.

(From Hamlet) Who would fardels bear, to grunt and sweat under a weary life. OR Mexican: "I can't believe I have to carry this stupid fardel all over the job site!"

Fardel by Stupendousguy August 28, 2011

Fardel

The greatest gamer of all time, he seems to be good at every game he plays.

Dude 1: Man, I played some CS:S with Fardel yesterday.
Dude 2: Did you get totally wrecked?
Dude 1: Yeah, he totally put my whole team to shame!

Fardel by Macs Learnihan November 8, 2007

farbelsnough 

the simultanious act of farting, belching, sneezing, and coughing.

this mothafucka just farbelsnoughed!

farbelsnough by txmetalhead February 27, 2011

Fardella 

Greatest man alive, owns Firearms and all thoses who play it. One day will rule the world and get rid of all the scum and race traitors

Fardella is your god

Fardella by Fardella July 30, 2003

farpelsnaps 

a word you can say when your high and drunk at the same time without swearing

aww farpelsnaps dude...Mark is hitting on my wife to be

farpelsnaps by farpsnapkrack123 December 22, 2010