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Fudge Tracks

The remnants of an explosive fecal event, leaving liquid shit remains on the rear of the victim's trousers. Usually associated with a night of binge drinking.
"Whoa...Dugan, why are you in my kitchen with no clothes on..?"

"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"
by The Zenith October 7, 2008
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fudge

1. Tasty chocolate like treat. Sits in stomach best after eating good warm meal and while sitting in comfy chair whilst visiting with whom ever may be there to cause such a wonderful event as fudge.

2. Articulate version of the highly popular yet extremely vulgar word fuck.
Example 1:

You: "Oh fuck I hate it when that happens!"
Your mom: "Oh my God! How could you say that? You're grounded for a month!"

Example 2:

You: "Oh fudge I hate it when that happens!"

Your mom: "I'm sorry dear... The fudge is ready."

You: "YAAAY! Fudge!"
by Ba Ba Ti Ki Di Do June 11, 2006
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disco fudge

Something that is really great. Completely awesome.

Was Originally said by Tyres on Spaced.
Last Night was an A1, tip-top, clubbing, jam fair. It was a sandwich of fun, on ecstacy bread, wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge. It doesn't get much better than that. I just wish that I could control these FUCKING MOOD SWINGS!
by Cheesebadger February 28, 2005
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fudcake

"John is a fudcake"
"Simon is such a fud"
'Hey david, who's 50 Cent?' 'Oh he's a big ol'fud'
'geez a scratch a ur fudcake'
by dtm456 September 30, 2006
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Fudged His Huggies

When a baby poops in their diaper...more specifically, in their Huggies.
"I'll have to call you back Sandra, something smells terrible and I'm pretty sure the baby just fudged his huggies."
by k-mil April 29, 2008
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budge fudger

by budgfugers2012 June 29, 2010
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Double Fudge Bomb

When two people are squatting back to back, optionally locking arms, both taking a dump on someones face.
Some dumb idiot fell asleep at Jeff's party last night, so I dragged him out on the front lawn and gave him a double fudge bomb!
by m_steph55 September 25, 2010
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