fecalwad

Like a douche canoe, but shittier.

Did you hear that he got drunk and made a pass at the female bouncer? What a total fecalwad.

by Squeezil January 23, 2019

Fecal Firestorm

A test of true strength.

This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.

See also: Bubble Challenge

"Hey! Where'd my new can of Febreze go?"
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."

"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."

by nohballs December 5, 2019

Fecal Beacon

When someone ends up shitting themselves, usually in a manner demanding attention.

In order to classify as a Fecal Beacon it has to be seen through the pants, where no amount of boxers, jeans, or other outer wear can possibly hide it from sight.

John: Hey have you seen Smith?
Steve: No, what happened?
John: Dude, he totally let out a Fecal Beacon. His pants are ruined, everyone saw it!

by Xasanak February 21, 2020

Fecalogeny

Individuals or groups who willingly believe, advocate, promote, proselytize, sponsor, or sustain in any manner, the principles and falsehoods of the failed Trumpian Empire which existed during the mid-2010’s thru early 2020’s. This Fellowship became a focal point for the weak-minded at all levels of our nation and clouded reasonable thinking through a campaign of perpetual and unrelenting deception at a scale making the Peoples Temple Commune in Guyana in 1978 seem like a disorganized block party. You are identified as Fecalogeny if you earnestly embrace a path of thickened feces spewed by Trumpian Fellows, making every attempt to stay your blinders and abandon truth, reason, evidence, and common sense in support of a bamboozling orange blowhard and his accomplices.

Example #1. When the representative for Georgia's 9th congressional district in the United States House of Representatives equates the attack on the US Capitol Building of January 6th 2021 as a normal tourist visiting day, given photographic evidence clearly proving his impotent efforts to prevent violent insurrectionists from entering the House gallery, he demonstrated that he meets the definition of Fecalogeny.

by Bangd Ingow June 17, 2021

Fecal Friday

When you save up a few days worth of shit for a mighty Friday send-off.

Person 1: Hey, just checking if you’re doing alright health wise? I’ve noticed that you haven’t been as regular on your bathroom trips this week.
Person 2: oh, don’t worry about me, just saving up for a Fecal Friday.

by Snaguage November 10, 2021

Fecteau

(Fecteau not Facteau)

The act of fucking a golf ball machine while being next to a river.

Dad's daughter- "Daddy what is that old man doing next to that river?"
Dad- "Oh sweetheart... that's called Fecteau"

by Bobby Leitcher April 26, 2022

fecal delivery

When a crazy person, often a female celebrity, purposely or while under the influence of substances, defecates in another crazy person or celebrity’s bed; often used as a legal term to avoid saying “shit the bed” in a court of law; a suitable medical term synonym for “bowel movement” if you want to get your doctor to laugh.

Johnny said, “Your honor, I woke up and discovered that Amber left yet another fecal delivery in my bed! It was definitely not from the dog, trust me, I know a dog pile when I see one!”

by PBR Defined This, Yer Welcome! April 27, 2022