evil gnome

Small human capable of evil and cruelty

Jeremy, the evil gnome duct taping his brother to a tree in the orange grove and pelting him with oranges or Jeremy hiding in the orange groves and stalking and pelting his brothers from the tree tops until they run home crying.

by Prdirish April 2, 2008

Evil Brian

The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.

"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."

Or

Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"

by TheZVG April 2, 2020

Evil Killar

Somebody who will cut you... They're insane... They can't control themselves and let their daemons run fre... they let the ir daemons kill usuing them as their vessel nobody can stop them they will kill you and bite you... they're crazy fool don't mess with their killing....

Biskers: OMG IT'S AN EVIL KILLAR
Evil Killar: I will cut you... I'm insane... i can't control myself and i let my daemons run fre... i let them kill usuing me as their vessel nobody can stop me i will kill you and bite you... im crazy fool don't mess with my killing....

by BIGFATTITTIESINWISTRRR'SFACE April 23, 2022

Casually Evil

When someone is evil in a way that isn't blatant, but is more everyday. Nevertheless, it still makes you want to scream.

Bill is so casually evil. I mean, who takes a bite out of a Kit-Kat bar?

by ~l-_-l~ October 26, 2017

evil parents

Just your typical every day parents you know yelling at you all the time, making you do all the chores in the house, yelling at you because u have a B in 3 classes and all A’s in others. Telling you your not good enough, stuff like that. Making you so pissed off you want to scream and cuss them out and baracade yourself in your room forever.

Dude you have some pretty evil parents
“I know right, god I hate them”

by Yasss Queen November 6, 2018

evil man

a very vile and dishonorable being

this evil man killed everyone but showed 0 empathy

by nonekopopo November 10, 2020

evil witness

1. its an experience under the influence of marijuana, when one stares listlessly for some period of time

2. starring absently for a long period of time

1. e.g. I had intensions of paying attention in class but began evil witnessing at the start of the lecture. e.g. tv is on the food network but you are not actually watching or listening to what is on.

by Stonner Life November 20, 2009