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Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome

A syndrome brought on by eating dime store confections.

Symptoms can include fast heart rate and blood pressure drops often referred to as "sugar rush", a waxy build up on the upper teeth and tongue, and a compulsive feeling that an important and toxic ingredient has been left off of the nutritional information label. Many educatiors of young children present with this syndrome during mid February. It is speculated that the cause may be in connection with being exposed to celebratory dime store confections around Valentine's Day.
My kindergarden students brought me so many candy gifts this Valentines Day that now I'm suffering from Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome.
by debradebbiedeb April 10, 2012
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Elderbrain

What you start experiencing, in your mid 30's, when you go to remember stuff and can't.
Dude. When I called earlier I had total elderbrain. I meant to tell you....
by Rogue SF July 20, 2006
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elderpeople

old fogies, people over the age of 60, any member of AARP, anyone who has been at a senior citizens center and participated, nursing home and asisted living residents. singular; elderperson
Those elderpeople are really feeble and wrinkly.
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Eleraeeidk

To chomp or bite on dick/penis.

- Dr J.P Edwards, Harvard Super Dictionary School Graduate Winner Champion Doctor.
Yo Rind just Eleraeeidk'd that penis.
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elder geek

A person, typically middle-aged or older, who was a geek before being a geek was popular. An elder geek is often but not always an alpha geek.
A set containing all elder geeks might include:
1. Someone who worked with the first commercially available microcomputers, like the Altairs or TRS-80s (computer elder geek);
2. Someone who played the original Dungeons and Dragons after it was first published in 1974 (gamer elder geek);
3. Someone in the United States who collected anime and manga when it had to be ordered directly from Japan.
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Ellerbruch

The best last name any person could have. People with this last name are crazy and just love you have fun. If you marry and get this last name you have to be insaine because you will never have a quite moment. Nothings like being with an Ellerbruch!
Your with an Ellerbruch, GIrl you must be insaine.
by H3R0$ May 4, 2010
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elderhead

1) A person with the misfortune of having a head that looks over 50 years of age and a body of a person that looks under 25.

2) An elderhead's cranium.

3) A person under the age of 25 receiving oral sex from a person over 50.
1) Every time I go to the YMCA there is some guy that has the head of Keith Richards and the body of Taylor Lautner. That guy is one bizarre elderhead.

2) Look at that woman's elderhead.

3) Mrs. Wilson gave elderhead to Steve under the bleachers.
by Molby9 January 15, 2012
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