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elisexual is where you are in love with someone named eli
OMG GUYS IM IN LOVE WITH ELI IM ELISEXUAL
by vzqets December 24, 2020
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Elias

A hot hunk of a man. All the men and women fall for him. More gay then a drag queen, he is the person for all you horny ass men. Ladies watch out because this hunk will steal your man.
That Elias stole my boyfriend.
by partypooper1234567 June 18, 2022
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Elisa

Someone who knows how to be there when you need them, even if they don't know what you need. The embodiment of special. If sexiness and adorable had a love child you have Elisa. Elisa is someone who has been hurt so, so many times, but still lives. Someone who has been wronged and yet still chooses kindness. Doesn't have too many friends but loves the ones she has with every part of it. She cares which can come out as territorial and aggression but it's because she cares. Willing to give you another chance even if you don't deserve it. She's the muse and subject of at least 120 poems, 15 letters, and 2 songs. When you're with her she'll put the sunset amd stars to shame, when you're with her you forget about time and it's just you and her. She'll show you her Spotify if she likes or trust you. If you love an Elisa you WILL worry about her 24/7 because you know how absolutely precious and special she is. She's someone worth asking out 5 times and simping over for 13 months. She's worth waiting for, and more than worth fighting for. . She's the cross of a perpendicular line, stopping your loneliness for a lifetime. She'll be the most amazing mother, the best of wives, and the best of women. You'll become better because if it isn't her, you don't want it. She cries and it's because she doesn't know what else to do. Her weird adorable little laugh and giggle changes any rainy day into a core memory. Te amo mi conjita bonita. Por siempre esta esperando, mi querida
Do you know an Elisa?

No, should I?

BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE???
by Heaven's weirdo September 10, 2022
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Dirty Eliot

When your so hot you attract the local walruses absorb ketamine from there grimy unclean assholes and die.
by Bruce durhhd September 20, 2020
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Billy elish

YOU SPELLT HER NAME WRONG ITS BILLIE EILISH! GET IT RIGHT.
Its not billy elish. LOCAL.
by SmartboiLogan November 7, 2019
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Elisa

She's groegeous, nice, sexy, thicc ;)
Guys you lucky if you get a girl named Elisa. She's unqiue not like all the other girls.
She's freaky in a good way ;) Always open. She's awesome in person. She's caring, thoughtful, can literlly go on for days.
She's the best thing that ever happend to me and I'm so happy and super lucky to be with her Elisa.
Hey Elisa, wanna fuck?
*Unzips your pants*
*Unzips hers.*
*Starts fucking*
by UnknownDudeFromDiscord August 25, 2019
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Elias

He's that one boy you need in your life. He'll always be there for you and genuinely goofy, you'll always feel home with him, and you'll feel as though you found that one special guy that you never want to let go in your life, he's funny, very nice, thoughtful, and smart. This is Elias.
wow, that guy is funny!

yup, he's a Elias.
by usuiiwrld September 29, 2020
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