Epiknizz

An epic failure of spelling epicness.
The noob spelling of epicness.

A Noob IM Chat:
n00b 1: d00d! +h@+ m0vi3 w@$ +0+@l epiknizz!
n00b 2: i n0 d00d! +0+@l epiknizz!!

by The_Epic_Chic August 25, 2009

Epic Fail

A Fail So Hard That One Only Witnesses It Once In Life Time.

This Definition Is Nowhere Near An Epic Fail.

by AnounymousInternets January 1, 2010

Epometer

The meter in which the win or fail of an action is measured. 100 = Epic Win 0 = Epic Fail

" Did you see that ninja do the backflip?"
"Yeah, it was a 100 on the Epometer!"

by oohshinyninja January 12, 2010

Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage

Also known as "the grade eight word", is the epic combination of five non-dictionary words, plus the optional prefix of "Epic" that are used quite frequently by people in today's society, more often teenagers. It's nickname ("The Grade Eight Word") originates from the location it was coined, a grade eight classroom. When someone thoroughly and utterly triumphs over the competition, this can be referred to as Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage.

We totally owned the other team! this has been a severe case of Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage.

by orly?yarly! May 2, 2010

eporniphany

an epiphany while watching porn

dude 1: 'hey dude 2 i had the biggest eporniphany last night'
dude 2: 'oh yeah dude 1 what was it about?'
dude 1: 'my dream of becoming a pastry chef will never be reached'

by anonymous1234567890bffheeryuei October 6, 2011

Epicable

Epicable: 1 : Having, but not possessing, the ability to be Epic. 2 a : An ordinary person, place, or thing that potentially could be Epic

"I am Epic. You are epicable. Take the Red Pill and be Epic"

by gx51575, Sherzil August 9, 2013

Epiphony

When you make an often-times vague or clichéd client that seems deep on the outside, but offers little intellectual or philosophical use. A portmanteau on the words "phony" and "epiphany."

Jake totally had an epiphony linking consciousness and reality, but he then realized it works only in limited situations.

by Quantumspy January 7, 2017